:o

Granted.
You are squished by a passing Cthulhu, who continues on nonchalantly.


I wish I had cake.

granted


but the cake is a lie, so you don't has it anymore.

i wish she was mai waifu

Granted, however, she kills you at the alter when she sees your ugly face. XP JK, not being serious about the ugly thing.

I wish I had a Orbital Frame of my own.

But he is, really, really ugly :'(

Also, the cake is not a lie, that picature proves it :v

uuuuuh

Granted.

You aquire Anubis!
Right before dingo/jehuty blows it up, along with you. You are vaporized.

I wish to be the little girl.

granted


you get raped, and get aids, feelz bad man


nooo im not uhglee ;_;
FINE

i wish to become a delicious trap

EDIT
my computer rebooted itself when i pressed the quote button on fox's post
WTF.jpg

it's the AIDS man :v
So its your fault, because you gave them to me.
And an Ink is fine.

Also, A trap is fine too, resulting in you receiving a very similar fate to mine. Only with extra AIDS. And 97% more rape.

I wish I did not have to wait a week for the next episodes of B Gata H Kei and K-ON!! :'(

Wish granted, Now you don't wait a week. You wait a month.

I wish I could have unlimited wishes (Assuming I have a magic lamp with a genie in it granting me 3 wishes)

Granted, you get a plank of wood that is suppose to grant wishes but the only wish it can grant is you to ask for more wishes that will never happen.

That was a mouthful to type.

Okay, I wish for Twilight to die. *hides under a rock from people wanting to kill me because I want Twilight to die*

Granted, Twilight is dead. Thank god, Unfortunatley... The directors and creators created something even more gay.

I wish the next person who posts wishes to die.

Granted. Now you.......

*drops dead*

(Lol how am I going to corrupt you if i'm dead??????)

Okay. I'm now a ghost that haunts you every night.


I wish I can know much earlier that somebody is trying to trick me (like bullying) so that I can prevent it.