granted, all AND EVERY drink you see whenever you open your frige are filled with water and water only

i wish books were only picture books

I think that's a bad wish already.
& I donno how to corrupt it.


Alright. Granted. In the world only picture books existed but most of it has your granny's pic, taken during her copulation with the neighbours dog.
& she has various pics of it.
(That's not really a good corruption eh...>_<)

I wish I will not embarass myself when I play soccer next week.



(Keep this thread alive guys)

Granted, but the embarrassment is passed on- someone jacking off at candlelight in the bleachers will set the entire field on fire accidentally and kill all of you. Unless you do something dreadfully embarrassing first.

I wish Megan Fox was my girlfriend.

Sure is "having sex with neighbours dog" in here. :v

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Granted. Megan Fox is your girlfriend.
For all of 3 seconds.

She then takes you to court for sexual harassment. It's your word against hers. Clearly, they think you are mentally disturbed and pose a threat to her safety.

You are placed in an institute for the rest of you life. On the bright side, there's jello.



I wish I had wished a wish to wish I was wishing a wish when I was not wishing.

Granted. But you exploded.

I wish my cat could talk.

Granted. Your cat now can talk, in native languages only.

I wish someone could suggest me what to wish,
because i'm out of ideas so I don't know what to wish...>_>

granted, now you wish even when you aren´t wising witch
makes you wish when you´re wishing your wish of
a wishing wish to wish you were wishing something to wish about
when you had a wish to wish it... then you and your whole famiri explode

EDiT
oops sorry XD

anyway i wish god gave us undeniable proof that he exist

And one more thing:

I wish you will post your desired wish after corrupting mine (see rules...>_>)

Granted, but the proof makes your brain explodes and pours out of your ears in a soupy like mixture to feed the hungry.

I wish that H.P. Lovecrafts works were all real

i dunno what H.P lovecraft is so i dunno how to corrupt it XD