Let see if I can make some attention.

Simple game simple rules, based on the short story 'The Monkey's Paw':
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey%27s_paw

Someone makes a wish, you grant their wish but find a way to ruin in.

Ex.
First Poster:
I wish for a drink.
Second Poster:
Granted, but it's battery acid.
I wish for loads of porn!
Third Poster:
Granted, but it's all beastiality.
etc..

And please preview before posting so it stays fluidly instead of having multiple posts granting the same wish.

Hahahaha

Yeah I've seen this game in many forums! So i know what I'm doing

I wish i could have loads of money!

EDIT: Yeah, Probably no one knew what my first wish was.... So there you go. Another wish.

Granted. you got 10 million, in Zimbabwian currency.

I wish I can drift cars in reality just like I drift in videogames.

p/s: lol I dunno that this is quite popular...>_>

Hahahaha.

Granted, But in your first drift your tire's just blow up causing you to go out of control and die eventually.

I wish i could have super powers.

what if i wished for OZ (Over Zenith) will something bad happen?

Yes, here is an example.

Granted, But it turns out the game is heavily scratched that it doesn't work.

Ok now my wish from my previous post, "I wish i could have super powers".

Why did you kill me... *sobs*

btw granted. next day you got a package in front of your house- a power-up package, that lasts for a minute only.

I wish my hair is not curly.

Granted, Now your bald.

I wish I could get my hands on all ZOE merchandise.

granted, when you start playing ZOE it corrupts all your data not being able to play
the games again (the corrupted data is uneraseable), your ZOE posters break in half accidently when you open them, and your ZOE figures are pirate

i wish i could breathe unda wota (under water)

Granted, Now you have 5 seconds to freely breathe underwater.

I wish i could be pro at Counter-strike:source again.