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Monkey's Paw Game! (A.K.A. corrupt a wish)
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Author:  Gado- [ Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:45 am ]
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ShadowRunner wrote:
Granted. right now drugs are legal at Jupiter.

I wish I can have a drink that I want whenever I open the the refrigerator.


granted, all AND EVERY drink you see whenever you open your frige are filled with water and water only

i wish books were only picture books

Author:  ShadowRunner [ Sun Dec 20, 2009 9:07 am ]
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I think that's a bad wish already.
& I donno how to corrupt it.


Alright. Granted. In the world only picture books existed but most of it has your granny's pic, taken during her copulation with the neighbours dog.
& she has various pics of it.
(That's not really a good corruption eh...>_<)

I wish I will not embarass myself when I play soccer next week.



(Keep this thread alive guys)

Author:  Antwon [ Sun Dec 20, 2009 11:45 am ]
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ShadowRunner wrote:
I think that's a bad wish already.
& I donno how to corrupt it.


Alright. Granted. In the world only picture books existed but most of it has your granny's pic, taken during her copulation with the neighbours dog.
& she has various pics of it.
(That's not really a good corruption eh...>_<)

I wish I will not embarass myself when I play soccer next week.



(Keep this thread alive guys)



Granted, but the embarrassment is passed on- someone jacking off at candlelight in the bleachers will set the entire field on fire accidentally and kill all of you. Unless you do something dreadfully embarrassing first.

I wish Megan Fox was my girlfriend.

Author:  Fox [ Sun Dec 20, 2009 3:04 pm ]
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Fox wrote:
Granted.
You get a wish.
Unfortunately, the wish you get, is the wish to copulate with your neighbours dog.

ShadowRunner wrote:
granny's pic, taken during her copulation with the neighbours dog.
& she has various pics of it.
(That's not really a good corruption eh...>_<)


Sure is "having sex with neighbours dog" in here. :v

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Granted. Megan Fox is your girlfriend.
For all of 3 seconds.

She then takes you to court for sexual harassment. It's your word against hers. Clearly, they think you are mentally disturbed and pose a threat to her safety.

You are placed in an institute for the rest of you life. On the bright side, there's jello.



I wish I had wished a wish to wish I was wishing a wish when I was not wishing.

Author:  Antwon [ Sun Dec 20, 2009 9:12 pm ]
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Fox wrote:

Granted. Megan Fox is your girlfriend.
For all of 3 seconds.

She then takes you to court for sexual harassment. It's your word against hers. Clearly, they think you are mentally disturbed and pose a threat to her safety.

You are placed in an institute for the rest of you life. On the bright side, there's jello.



I wish I had wished a wish to wish I was wishing a wish when I was not wishing.



Granted. But you exploded.

I wish my cat could talk.

Author:  ShadowRunner [ Sun Dec 20, 2009 10:46 pm ]
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Granted. Your cat now can talk, in native languages only.

I wish someone could suggest me what to wish,
because i'm out of ideas so I don't know what to wish...>_>

Author:  Gado- [ Wed Dec 23, 2009 12:33 am ]
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Fox wrote:
I wish I had wished a wish to wish I was wishing a wish when I was not wishing.


granted, now you wish even when you aren´t wising witch
makes you wish when you´re wishing your wish of
a wishing wish to wish you were wishing something to wish about
when you had a wish to wish it... then you and your whole famiri explode

EDiT
oops sorry XD

anyway i wish god gave us undeniable proof that he exist

Author:  ShadowRunner [ Wed Dec 23, 2009 7:55 am ]
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And one more thing:

I wish you will post your desired wish after corrupting mine (see rules...>_>)

Author:  Dingo [ Fri Apr 02, 2010 1:36 am ]
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Granted, but the proof makes your brain explodes and pours out of your ears in a soupy like mixture to feed the hungry.

I wish that H.P. Lovecrafts works were all real

Author:  Gado- [ Sat Apr 03, 2010 12:28 pm ]
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Dingo wrote:
Granted, but the proof makes your brain explodes and pours out of your ears in a soupy like mixture to feed the hungry.

I wish that H.P. Lovecrafts works were all real


i dunno what H.P lovecraft is so i dunno how to corrupt it XD

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